To my darling one and only sister!

There's no one like a sister,
To talk with, to share with,
and to dream with...
And when that sister is YOU,
There's no day like a BIRTHDAY! to tell you that you're special,
And to wish you happiness
always...

HAVE A HAPPY HAPPY 14th!

Being fat

I tell you there's NOTHING I can do.
It's as if frequenting Fitness First twice/thrice a week isn't enough
And so I MISS being thin.
But then luckily you have friends who support you.
You'd think mixing with older people than you will be different.
4th years' ? - BAH.
Look at what Owen sent me.
Lousy sifu.

Birthday boy

Hmm decided to blog since I haven't done that in a long while. Just mainly wrote sum nonsense nee usually. But yea, yesterday we went to celebrate

's birthday. Like I said, he's turned 19 but still not mature yet. Oh wells.

PRESENTING :

"Old man" ANDRE ; "I'm-Always-Blur" KAH FAI

"I'm Artistic but Crazy" EDY

HEY how come he gets the "Crazy" title? You know I deserve it.

"In your dreams, Andrew. I win hands down."

"Si-fu and fitness-trainer" OWEN

"Camwhore queen" ADELINE

"Let's drink" YIHONG ; "The King" KAI ; "Camera-shy" ANDREW

"Busy at work " yours truly

Hmm , the "M.I.A" AIVY also. After bringing her Smirnoff, stayed for a while then CHAOed.

The happy two

Lee Na : I'm so hungry but I'll just smile anywayyy. I'm actually dyiiiing of hunger here.."

Pizza

U know in Italian reastaurants where they give you papers and pens to draw and colour? YEAA.

It's not me, I tell you. The boys.

Look closely. or CLICK.

Tiramisu from Michel's - Haha, lurvly cake. Why? I CHOSE la of courseeee

This is my first party where the cake is actually FINISHED. Heh. And the ppl are still hungry. ME la i mean. What to do? 3 slices and not enough. Same with the pizza. 3 large slices. Barely enough.

Owh before that, we ATE sushi. MAKANED then we left for Pepos cuz we were not full enuff. How can those lil rice thingies fill u up man. PLUS; it's not exactly cheap le. If we were to order more u know?

Lala

A post specially dedicated to you, Jane:

Because YOU are special and don't ever forget that.

You have the nicest words to say, they truly deeply come from your heart; I can tell.

How can someone have so many perfect words to say? Why is your heart so beautiful?

Hmm and SO you wrote stuff on my sister's blog. AMAZING.

No one else could have thought of that really. Your choice of words, so profound; pervasive yet deep and meaningful.

My sis' friends; well they're pretty much on her side - no one wants to back YOU up.

I'll say that's pretty cruel of them. After all, you only have ONE friend right - Yunnie remember?

But apart from that - I'm pretty free.

Since you love to stalk my sister, I decided to do the same. To you.

Finding out who you are, needless to say isn't exactly rocket science. You leave your footprints EVERYWHERE.

And since my sister isn't AT ALL bothered bout your love notes to her, I didn't mind doing a lil work for her.

Just so you know (nothing to be bothered about not to worry) :

I've traced your IP address which tells me everything about you - EVERYTHING down to which site you were before you came to my sister's blog.
The exact coordinates i.e latitudes and longitudes of YOUR house on the world map.
The exact times you pay a friendly visit to my sis' blog where you don't belong, rmb?
How long you stay there each time-

Knowing the oh-so-resourceful me, (oh wait you don't know me ,I'll introduce myself later) - I asked my friends to see how can I show up on your doorstep, you know to find out where you live and so forth. Just to pay you a nice visit just like you always do to my sis.

My geek friends (and I'm talking bout geek geek here k) tell me it's not worth my time. All I have to do is to lodge a police report. Wahh so easy only ah? And within days, you'll get A call from the Bukit Aman HQ. Or if you're lucky they might barge in like they did to Kenny Sia. Ever heard of him? Yeah? Well find out what happened to HIS stalkers.

I'm not saying what you did is wrong. I admire your courage whatsoever you know. Spamming twice with different identities. Both of which are fake. Writing comments which truth are of absence.

I mean it's always nice to have police barging through your door and all - cuz they look pretty good in their uniforms hehe. I mean its nice to have them come (they're police after all) but don't know bout you; I find it a lil' intrusive.

What I wanted to say is let's just not waste any time, be it MINE, my sister's or YOURS. Well it's so clear that you're obviously not WORTH any of hers. I'm just a phone call away from our lovely police HQ number. I keep it on speed dial. Just in case.

Now let's not forget I have all your details with me.

Did I forget my manners? Let me introduce myself, I'm Lee Na btw - the bloody sister you chose to mess with.

Did I make a small thing a big one? NAH. You haven't even SEEN my serious side.

So if you decide to spam her box again, WELL the choice is YOURS.

Anything you'd like to tell her? Why don't you come and talk to me first yea? Between the two of us, I'm usually known as the politer one.

Electricity bill just came

PROS

1. It comes ONCE every three months only- so yea, quarterly bill. Not too bad I guess. At least the heart attacks don't come monthly.
2. Among the house mates' guesses of how much our electricity bill will be, mine came the closest. So I WIN. Win what ? Nothing - but that's not the point. It means I'm the most accurate.
3. The sum of the bill; I was off only by 4 bucks. That's me being accurate again.
4. The electricity was used for very good reasons, and for appliances in which they were, at most times, the only option available, deeming it an absolute necessity at point of usage; that even Mother Nature had no control of- i.e dryer, heater.

CONS

1. I guessed it to be 450AUD.
2. I don't do such a good job of justifying myself.

What If

This is an emo, suicidal, cry-your-heart-out typa' video combined together by some you-tuber. It wasn't from the titanic though, it was originally from the movie Christmas Carol - but you'll be surprised Kate here has quite a nice voice.

Too emo laaaa - for those who wanna watch, make sure you're feeling quite happy to start off with. If not...

Hmmmm. Things.

1. You know what commitment is ?
It means skipping your classes cuz you didn't finish your homework, then REPLACING the lects. Woohoo. Big sacrifice of my time.

My uni week, from being a reverse week, as in instead of a 5 day one you know, and ur weekends are 2 days, mine is the exact opposite. At least it used to be. Bah. Wasted my time trying to cram everything. But due to some lecturers that I cannot tahan the monotonicity of their voices - and some classes which HAVE to be skipped, it's now a 3 day week. ARGH!!

2. Shopping for the savvy - grocery I meant.
As for the retail therapy, hah - don't even bother. Or think.
Hmm, I just grocery shopped today. Spent 50AUD on my own stuff ne - cereal, double smoked english ham (yum), traditional aussie hotdogs, nuggets, cheese spread, tasty cheddar slices, rice crackers, chicken pies, (the large ones o cuz), and 7 bars of chocs, small and big o cuz. Including one family block. Now of course there is no family involved here, its for my personal consumption. But I eat for a family anyway. So yea who cares? And I'm not talking bout chocs only. Heh. Don't gimme that O.o.O face. But who knows? The world may be running out of chocolate, you'll never know. Now if that happens, at least we know one person is well-stocked=)

3. Cooking and food.
On one random day, I called my emergency food line - home in KL, needed to talk to the parental units on how to prepare garlic rice - apparently they don't eat much of em' carbs there. 4 ppl ? Rice 2 cups? You gotta be kidding me mum, we eat 4 cups of rice here. And there are only 3 of us. For this, I blame the guys. After all, I don't eat that much. =) You know, just the occasional salad. Bwaha. I think I barfed at that one.

And I have weight issues now. Today I ACTUALLY saw someone with thinner thighs than me.
Damn. My tutor. Not many ppl do okay. Boohoo. And now as I near the nobody-goes-there-zone-except-guys-which-don't-count-anyway FRIGGIN 60KGS, I actually start worrying. It's like you know you can keep saying you wanna gain weight and all but when you actually do, you wanna take it all back ?

Alfie

What's it all about, Alfie?
Is it just for the moment we live?

What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie?
Are we meant to take more than we give
Or are we meant to be kind?
And if only fools are kind, Alfie,
Then I guess it's wise to be cruel.

And if life belongs only to the strong, Alfie,
What will you lend on an old golden rule?

As sure as I believe there's a heaven above, Alfie,
I know there's something much more,
Something even non-believers can believe in.
I believe in love, Alfie.

Without true love we just exist, Alfie.
Until you find the love you've missed you're nothing, Alfie.

When you walk let your heart lead the way
And you'll find love any day, Alfie, Alfie
Would you tell me what's it all about?
What's it all about? Alfie, Alfie, Alfie.
What's it all about? What's this all about?
What's it all about Alfie? tell me
What's it all about Alfie? What's it all about Alfie?
Just tell me yeah. what's it all about?
What's it all about?

Me being random - AGAIN

There are some days when I’m damn semangat – then I’ll write a long post about nothing in general. And there ARE days when I forget that I have a blog. It’s true – it’s hard to keep a blog. We all know a blog is for writing your thoughts, like a diary – only you publish it for the whole world to read. But SERIOUSLY, who is going to write down all their inner and private thoughts on their blog? The only people who do that are those that keep PRIVATE blogs, yea the people who have passwords to theirs. Some only allow access to their good friends, whereas for some, the only reader of their blogs would be the author themselves. Ah, a few couples also have private blogs, whereby only the couple, him and her, will have – I guess, nostalgic moments reminiscing on their thoughts and feelings. I still don't get the individual blog thing still. For a good friends yeah maybe- but for one person? Hmmmm.

This is a general but specific at the same time kinda post. Bah what am I doing?

Owh this post has ended. Just wanted to announce to the whole world that I can cook already =). Don’t ask me good anot okay, ask my guinea pigs, me housemates – and occasionally our neighbours, and sometimes; friends.

This is the most retarded post I’ve ever written. The thing is nothing special happened to make me feel that today is special enough to write a retarded post. Okay now I’m starting to babble nonsense. But yea, I’m not extra happy today – neither am I emo or sad or nething. Today is random. Must be partly related to yesterday’s 20072007 huh?

Bah, BEAT my randomness.

Bah, uni is starting already. What happened to the hols?

Meatball

To the thief who stole my heart :

I could write so many things bout all that you and I have come through

Till this very day

But what are words?

I certainly know that they are no measure to what I have to say.

Happy 19^th

Have a very blessed one =D!!!!!

We’ll go through this journey together.

Love you dear.

Always and ever =)