Birthday boy

Hmm decided to blog since I haven't done that in a long while. Just mainly wrote sum nonsense nee usually. But yea, yesterday we went to celebrate

's birthday. Like I said, he's turned 19 but still not mature yet. Oh wells.

PRESENTING :

"Old man" ANDRE ; "I'm-Always-Blur" KAH FAI

"I'm Artistic but Crazy" EDY

HEY how come he gets the "Crazy" title? You know I deserve it.

"In your dreams, Andrew. I win hands down."

"Si-fu and fitness-trainer" OWEN

"Camwhore queen" ADELINE

"Let's drink" YIHONG ; "The King" KAI ; "Camera-shy" ANDREW

"Busy at work " yours truly

Hmm , the "M.I.A" AIVY also. After bringing her Smirnoff, stayed for a while then CHAOed.

The happy two

Lee Na : I'm so hungry but I'll just smile anywayyy. I'm actually dyiiiing of hunger here.."

Pizza

U know in Italian reastaurants where they give you papers and pens to draw and colour? YEAA.

It's not me, I tell you. The boys.

Look closely. or CLICK.

Tiramisu from Michel's - Haha, lurvly cake. Why? I CHOSE la of courseeee

This is my first party where the cake is actually FINISHED. Heh. And the ppl are still hungry. ME la i mean. What to do? 3 slices and not enough. Same with the pizza. 3 large slices. Barely enough.

Owh before that, we ATE sushi. MAKANED then we left for Pepos cuz we were not full enuff. How can those lil rice thingies fill u up man. PLUS; it's not exactly cheap le. If we were to order more u know?

Lala

A post specially dedicated to you, Jane:

Because YOU are special and don't ever forget that.

You have the nicest words to say, they truly deeply come from your heart; I can tell.

How can someone have so many perfect words to say? Why is your heart so beautiful?

Hmm and SO you wrote stuff on my sister's blog. AMAZING.

No one else could have thought of that really. Your choice of words, so profound; pervasive yet deep and meaningful.

My sis' friends; well they're pretty much on her side - no one wants to back YOU up.

I'll say that's pretty cruel of them. After all, you only have ONE friend right - Yunnie remember?

But apart from that - I'm pretty free.

Since you love to stalk my sister, I decided to do the same. To you.

Finding out who you are, needless to say isn't exactly rocket science. You leave your footprints EVERYWHERE.

And since my sister isn't AT ALL bothered bout your love notes to her, I didn't mind doing a lil work for her.

Just so you know (nothing to be bothered about not to worry) :

I've traced your IP address which tells me everything about you - EVERYTHING down to which site you were before you came to my sister's blog.
The exact coordinates i.e latitudes and longitudes of YOUR house on the world map.
The exact times you pay a friendly visit to my sis' blog where you don't belong, rmb?
How long you stay there each time-

Knowing the oh-so-resourceful me, (oh wait you don't know me ,I'll introduce myself later) - I asked my friends to see how can I show up on your doorstep, you know to find out where you live and so forth. Just to pay you a nice visit just like you always do to my sis.

My geek friends (and I'm talking bout geek geek here k) tell me it's not worth my time. All I have to do is to lodge a police report. Wahh so easy only ah? And within days, you'll get A call from the Bukit Aman HQ. Or if you're lucky they might barge in like they did to Kenny Sia. Ever heard of him? Yeah? Well find out what happened to HIS stalkers.

I'm not saying what you did is wrong. I admire your courage whatsoever you know. Spamming twice with different identities. Both of which are fake. Writing comments which truth are of absence.

I mean it's always nice to have police barging through your door and all - cuz they look pretty good in their uniforms hehe. I mean its nice to have them come (they're police after all) but don't know bout you; I find it a lil' intrusive.

What I wanted to say is let's just not waste any time, be it MINE, my sister's or YOURS. Well it's so clear that you're obviously not WORTH any of hers. I'm just a phone call away from our lovely police HQ number. I keep it on speed dial. Just in case.

Now let's not forget I have all your details with me.

Did I forget my manners? Let me introduce myself, I'm Lee Na btw - the bloody sister you chose to mess with.

Did I make a small thing a big one? NAH. You haven't even SEEN my serious side.

So if you decide to spam her box again, WELL the choice is YOURS.

Anything you'd like to tell her? Why don't you come and talk to me first yea? Between the two of us, I'm usually known as the politer one.

Electricity bill just came

PROS

1. It comes ONCE every three months only- so yea, quarterly bill. Not too bad I guess. At least the heart attacks don't come monthly.
2. Among the house mates' guesses of how much our electricity bill will be, mine came the closest. So I WIN. Win what ? Nothing - but that's not the point. It means I'm the most accurate.
3. The sum of the bill; I was off only by 4 bucks. That's me being accurate again.
4. The electricity was used for very good reasons, and for appliances in which they were, at most times, the only option available, deeming it an absolute necessity at point of usage; that even Mother Nature had no control of- i.e dryer, heater.

CONS

1. I guessed it to be 450AUD.
2. I don't do such a good job of justifying myself.

What If

This is an emo, suicidal, cry-your-heart-out typa' video combined together by some you-tuber. It wasn't from the titanic though, it was originally from the movie Christmas Carol - but you'll be surprised Kate here has quite a nice voice.

Too emo laaaa - for those who wanna watch, make sure you're feeling quite happy to start off with. If not...